Bolt and Spark love to spend their time together. The best friends decided to go on a trip to a nearby beach, where they found a small bar serving the local beer. They had never tasted beer before, but they were curious about the drink that humans seemed to enjoy so much. So, they approached the bar and ordered two glasses.
As they sipped on their drinks, they couldn’t believe how delicious it was! Because they were robots and had no internal organs to metabolize beer, they never got drunk and simply excreted the liquid through their oil ports. They spent the whole afternoon drinking beer, chatting, and watching the waves crashing on the shore. The sun was setting, painting the sky with vibrant colors of orange, pink, and purple. The experience left them feeling content, even if their robot brains didn’t quite understand what that meant. Their circuits transferred ideas of happiness and relaxation.
Before heading home, they made a promise to come back to the beach and drink beer together again. From that day on, Bolt and Spark made it a tradition to visit the beach once a year and spend a day drinking beer and enjoying each other’s company.
Bryan Roth contributed to this artificial intelligence report.
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