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Dave here is a consummate bartender and Jeopardy! master at Local Option. That is, until he misses the question on "grist" and Taco Bell gets his delivery order wrong. But when it's February in Chicago and it's warm enough to have the windows open and to drink a Jolly Pumpkin/Anchorage Calabaza Boreal while you edit photos, things have a way of self-prioritizing.

"Shit happens man, don't worry about it," Dave says as he walks away unfurling his very sad-looking "Mexican pizza."

—Michael Kiser